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#1 villayouth

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 08:08 PM

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In the biological sense, one testicle works just as well as two. Nevertheless, having a single, lonely nut can be a source of great embarrassment for a guy. But it turns out there may be an upside to monorchism. An Asylum analysis of famous people rumored to have only one testicle has exposed that a half-sack may increase your chances of becoming a professional athlete or a military despot. Here are a few that I can think of off the top of my head Posted Image There was a 10th but my memory is crap theses days Posted Image

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1. Arnold Schwarzenegger

An Austrian American bodybuilder, actor, businessman, and politician, currently serving as the 38th Governor of the state of California .. But you will be amazed to know he has only One testicle… Could explain the obsession with weightlifting.

2. Hansie Cronje

You may not have heard of him, but Cronje was a big-time international cricketer in the '90s who was kicked out of the game for match-fixing and ultimately died in a shady plane crash. The right-handed batsman accomplished this all with only one nad.


3. Tom Green

The gonzo comedian "went there" and documented his testicle removal in a television special.


4. Frank Church

The Idaho senator revealed his monorchism during his run for the Democratic presidential nomination in 1976. Ultimately he lost to a two-testicled Jimmy Carter.


5. Mike Lowell

We're basing this solely on the fact the Red Sox's third baseman had surgery for testicular cancer. But even if he only has one ball, his scrotum is still going to be in better overall shape than former teammate Manny Ramirez's.


6. Lance Armstrong

Does Lance Armstrong's uni-nut hang left or right? Only his bicycle seat knows.


7. John Kruk

When the baseball-player-turned-analyst enters a room, there will be an odd number of testicles in that room.


8. Adolf Hitler

At this point, you're probably wondering if Stalin and Mussolini were also monorchids. From what we know, they weren't.


9. Napoleon Bonaparte

Did you know Napoleon wasn't really short? In fact, he was about average-size for a Frenchman of his era. So it's possible the "complex" comes from him being one testicle short of a pair.



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#2 danboy

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 08:54 PM

Is there something you`re trying to tell us? :whistling:
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#3 villayouth

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 09:02 PM

Is there something you`re trying to tell us? :whistling:

Noooo I am normal I just have three same as most people :bhappy
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#4 danboy

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 09:43 PM

How do you feel about eunuchs?
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Posted 25 March 2012 - 10:52 PM

...and Goballs had no balls at all!
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Posted 26 March 2012 - 02:42 AM

I used to run a girl's football team............One of the girls was called Nadia. She was half Thai as it happens. I used to smirk with pleasure whenever the other kids shouted out to her........."Go Nad!"
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#7 Bazle

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 03:31 AM

This article has turned up all over the place for the last 3 years - e.g.
http://www.asylum.co...-only-one-ball/
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Posted 28 March 2012 - 09:17 PM

There was, of course, the famous marathon race in Delhi a few years back where the organisers were swamped with entrants. So, to reduce the number of runners, they made only men who had had vasectomies eligible to race – and ended up with exactly 5000.

Remember it?

You must’ve heard of The Indian Knackerless 5000.
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Posted 29 March 2012 - 02:05 AM

Hillary Clinton.
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