Yet another Pattaya hotel has ejected a bunch of Indian tourists after they found eight of them sleeping in one small room. Do you remember a few years ago when Pattaya hatched a master plan to change its image by encouraging a new breed of “quality tourists”? Going well, isn’t it?
Human remains have been found on a beach off the coast of Pattaya. Scientists are very excited by the discovery as this species was thought to have abandoned the area many years ago.
Some new signs have been appearing around Pattaya lately. The red one means “No Russians”…
Have you seen the new Eurozone Package Holidays to Pattaya? You fly First Class, stay in a seven star hotel, spend as long as you like getting pissed on vintage champagne and barfining the most expensive girls you can find, then you bugger off back home and send the bill to the Germans.
A food vendor was attacked and robbed by two men the other evening while he was taking a piss up a wall. Let’s hope he prepares his food with the other hand.
It’s been reported that NASA has cancelled its planned climate studies in Thailand. They must have been put off by the bad weather.
In an attempt to cut down on the large number of items being stolen on a stretch of Beach Road, a new security camera has been installed…
Bar news time, and there’s a new establishment opening soon on Soi Buakhao called Rehab A Go Go. That should strike a chord with a few of you. There’s also a new dance bar opening on LK Metro. Don’t know the name, but then you probably don’t give a shit anyway. Of more interest in that area is yet another new Go Go, this time in Soi Diana next to Papagayo. No name yet, but it should be up and running next month.
Pattaya’s permanent secretary has been assured by police and social services that they’ve made great progress in helping homeless people to get off the city’s streets. They’ve thrown them all in jail.
A Pattaya street cleaner found 800 yabba tablets last week while performing his regular municipal duties. When asked where he found the tablets, he replied “On the second moon of Jupiter”.
For all you football fans, here’s a photo of Italian footballer Mario Balotelli after being given a warm welcome to Pattaya by local supporters…
There was a little bit of drama on Second Road last week after power lines and cars were damaged by a falling rubber tree. Shit, if we’d known they grew on trees we wouldn’t have wasted all that money at the chemist.
An Iranian tourist was arrested the Sunday before last in Royal Garden Plaza after being caught by security guards while trying to steal a model aircraft from one of the stores. A case of “Is that an Airbus A380 in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me?”
Finally, it seems that free to air satellite viewers in Thailand may after all be able to receive the 2012 Olympic Games coverage after problem with rights issues were resolved. Viewers are said to be taking the threat seriously.
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