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Posted 31 July 2018 - 04:36 AM

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A GUY GOES INTO A BAR IN NEW YORK WHERE ALL THE BARTENDERS ARE ROBOTS:

 

THE GUY SITS DOWN AT THE BAR AND THE ROBOT ASKS: "WHAT WILL YOU HAVE?

 

THE GUY REPLIES, "WHISKEY."

 

THE ROBOT BRINGS BACK HIS DRINK AND ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR IQ?"

 

THE GUY SAYS, "168"

 

The robot talks about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

 

 

AFTER THE GUY LEAVES, HE PAUSES AT THE STREET CORNER AND THINKS ABOUT

 

WHAT HE JUST ENCOUNTERED,

 

AND THE MORE HE THINKS ABOUT IT THE MORE CURIOUS HE GETS, SO HE

 

DECIDES TO GO BACK.

 

THE ROBOT ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR DRINK?"

 

THE GUY ANSWERS, "WHISKEY."

 

THE ROBOT RETURNS WITH HIS DRINK AND ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR IQ?"

 

THIS TIME THE MAN REPLIES, "100."

 

THE ROBOT TALKS ABOUT NASCAR, BUDWEISER, LSU AND ALL-STAR WRESTLING.

 

THE MAN FINISHES HIS DRINK, LEAVES, BUT IS SO INTERESTED IN THIS

"EXPERIMENT" THAT HE DECIDES HE'LL TRY AGAIN.

 

HE ENTERS THE BAR AND, AS USUAL, THE ROBOT ASKS HIM WHAT HE WANTS TO

DRINK

THE MAN REPLIES, "WHISKEY."

THE ROBOT BRINGS THE DRINK AND ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR IQ?"

THIS TIME THE MAN ANSWERS, "50."

THE ROBOT LEANS IN REAL CLOSE AND SLOWLY ASKS,

"SO, ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL UNHAPPY THAT HILLARY LOST?"


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